My RADlet is a mastermind hidden within a child-
She's a master of disguises, smiling all the while-
She plays the game as if a pro, a journeyman of skill,
No one catches on to her, reckon' they never will-
Her world is a fairytale, and she's the starring role
She's the damsel in distress, a beauty to behold-
She's Cinderella in her mind, and we, the wicked Steps,
forcing her to do all the work and looking so unkept-
And then she's sleeping beauty, laying in bed all day,
Waiting for Prince Charming to come carry her away-
Pinochio, Pinochio, the child who tells great lies,
But my little RADlet can, make anything falsify-
I know she has royal blood, 'cause when she's "Princess and the Pea",
The smallest thing irritates her and ends in catastrophe-
No matter what the scene is, or who has set the stage,
My Emmy winning RADlet is always quite the rage!!
So, if your luck is running good, you'll be sure to catch a peek
Of her next great performance, which is sure to be unique-
